wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
THIS. I have tried wine more times than I can count and it still tastes like bug spray to me.
See also: coffee (only that tastes like somebody emptied an ashtray into a cup instead).